My Name Is Earl — S01E10 — White Lie Christmas
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 639 VOTES · DIR. Marc Buckland
Overview
As the holiday season comes under way a few secrets are exposed when Earl attempts to cross number seventy-four off of his list: "always ruined Joy's Christmas." Earl, Randy, and Catalina enter a radio contest to win a brand new car for Joy to make up for all of the thoughtless Christmas presents Earl gave her while they were married. While Randy and Catalina vie over the car, Earl finds out that Joy's parents believe that he's still their son-in-law and that he's just returned from the war in Iraq. Joy is afraid to tell her father, an alleged racist, that she is now married to Darnell, so Earl plays the part, afraid of ruining another one of her Christmases.
Dialogue Timeline — 325 lines
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00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...
00:00:46 IF AT ANY POINT IN TIME THEY TAKE THEIR HAND OFF THE CAR, THEY'RE OUT.
00:02:01 RANDY, I DIDN'T GIVE HER A REAL CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR SIX YEARS.
00:02:42 I'M ON.
00:03:22 YEAH. YOU'RE OUT, BUDDY.
00:04:12 IF I CAN STEER THAT REMOTE CONTROL CAR AROUND THE LIVING ROOM WITHOUT CRASHING,
00:05:02 SON OF A BITCH.
00:05:39 YOU'RE BACK.
00:06:23 TAKE ME TO THE BEDROOM.
00:07:07 YEAH. I'VE SEEN THAT AT THE MALL. THAT IS WEIRD.
00:07:53 AND HE THREATENED TO TAKE AWAY ALL MY WHITE BLUE JEANS.
00:08:45 WHAT'S IT LIKE FIGHTIN' OVER THERE IN THE DESERT?
00:09:38 AFTER A FEW DAYS, TIME TOOK ITS TOLL,
00:10:32 JOY'S MOM WAS HOME, BUT I WAS CONFIDENT SHE COULD KEEP A SECRET.
00:11:19 I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED, THAT'S ALL. SO YOU'RE NOT SICK?
00:12:02 - - OH, MY GOD. IS THAT THEM?
00:12:50 I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GOAT WENT, PAPA.
00:13:37 4-2...
00:16:22 AT THE INDIAN CASINO. I LOST IT.
00:17:18 IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
00:18:00 - OH, MY GOD, IT'S A NEGRO. QUICK, WE'RE BEIN' ROBBED! - I GOT HIM.
00:18:48 MY GOD. HE IS NOT YOUR SON.
00:19:48 AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT, THE FIGHTIN' WAS OVER.
00:21:02 MERRY CHRISTMAS. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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Factoids
My Name Is Earl, season 1, episode 10: White Lie Christmas.
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