My Name Is Earl — S01E04 — Faked My Own Death
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 808 VOTES · DIR. Tamra Davis
Overview
When Earl meets a tough biker chick at a Halloween party, it looks like a match made in heaven--but when the costumes come off, the mismatch becomes apparent and Earl takes drastic measures to get out of the relationship. Now, years later, Earl must find a way to make amends for deceiving the girl.
Dialogue Timeline — 327 lines
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00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...
00:00:46 AND WE HAD NO PROBLEM SNEAKING THE STUFF BACK IN.
00:01:45 WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD.
00:02:44 HE LEFT ME FOR A STRIPPER.
00:03:34 LOOK, AN ANTHEMIS TINCTORIA!
00:04:26 AND I DIDN'T WANNA HURT HER FEELINGS, SO I FIGURED THERE WAS ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
00:05:30 I'M GONNA PUT IN SOME MORE BABY'S BREATH.
00:06:08 BUT IT'S A GOOD LIE, TO PROTECT HER.
00:06:50 - - SURPRISE.
00:07:55 I MEAN, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?
00:08:49 THAT'S GREAT. GOOD FOR YOU.
00:10:00 WHEN WE GOT NATALIE CALMED DOWN, SHE EXPLAINED...
00:11:00 HEY. I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME.
00:11:44 SO BE HER FRIEND AND COMFORT HER.
00:12:40 I WISH WE COULD GO UPHILL ON THE WAY BACK.
00:13:27 I LOVE YOU. WHAT?
00:14:19 YOU JUST TOLD ME TO BE NICE. SHE THINKS WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.
00:15:07 HEY, CATALINA, THE MOUSE CATCHER'S FULL AGAIN.
00:16:06 NOTHING WORKED, AND I WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS,
00:16:48 WELL, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
00:17:46 AS IT TURNED OUT, THE REST OF HER LIFE WASN'T THAT LONG.
00:18:44 YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TOLD US YOU WERE FAKING!
00:20:11 BEING DEAD IS DEFINITELY WORSE THAN BEING ALIVE.
00:20:55 BUT I THINK IT'S DEFINITELY BETTER THAN BEING "A-DEAD."
Cast & Characters
Jason Lee
Earl Hickey
Ethan Suplee
Randy Hickey
Jaime Pressly
Joy Turner
Nadine Velazquez
Catalina Aruca
Eddie Steeples
Darnell Turner
Beth Riesgraf
Natalie Duckworth
Montel Williams
Montel Williams
Dax Shepard
Dirk
Frances Callier
Barbie
Darcy Shean
Natalie's Mom
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed327
Dialogue density14.9 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:55
Production Record
DirectorTamra Davis
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes808
Factoids
Episode
My Name Is Earl, season 1, episode 4: Faked My Own Death.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2317/season/1/episode/4
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