My Name Is Earl — S01E02 — Quit Smoking
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 859 VOTES · DIR. Marc Buckland
Overview
Earl must make amends to Donny, an intimidating thug who spent two years in jail for a robbery Earl committed. Oddly enough, the only way he can do this is by helping Donny's mom quit smoking. Meanwhile, Joy discovers she's the beneficiary of Earl's will and decides to kill him!
Dialogue Timeline — 314 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 YOU KNOW THE KIND OF GUY WHO DOES NOTHING BUT BAD THINGS...
00:00:41 SHOULD I DO NUMBER 73...
00:01:39 - WHAT'S THIS? - I GOT YOU SOMETHING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR LIST.
00:02:24 LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER.
00:03:07 FORTUNATELY FOR ME, THE SECURITY CAMERA COULDN'T SEE MY FACE,
00:03:51 LOOK, I QUIT SMOKING. YOU'RE SCARED OF DONNY JONES.
00:04:39 AND WHEN I STRESSED OUT, I SMOKE. HEY, EARL.
00:05:33 BESIDES, AS FAR AS ME LIVIN' A LONG LIFE WAS CONCERNED,
00:06:37 EVERYTHING.
00:07:18 SO I HAD SOME TIME TO FOCUS ON QUITTIN' SMOKING.
00:08:05 NICE, SUGARY DRINK MIGHT GET MY MIND OFF CIGARETTES.
00:09:02 YOU CAN'T FINISH YOUR LIST IF YOU'RE SCARED.
00:10:01 NO. I HAD 'EM A WHILE.
00:10:54 UM, I'VE RECENTLY DISCOVERED KARMA,
00:11:48 BUT THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME.
00:12:46 NACLE OF THE LORD."
00:13:34 I... I'M THE REASON YOU WENT TO PRISON.
00:14:46 I MEAN, EVEN IF YOU HADN'T HAVE DONE WHAT YOU DID,
00:15:32 TAKE IT EASY! HE FORGAVE ME!
00:16:59 AND JOY'S INTENT TO KILL ME.
00:17:47 I TOOK YOUR SON AWAY FROM YOU FOR TWO YEARS,
00:18:29 SO PLEASE DON'T HOLLER.
00:19:29 THEN WE TRIED THE PATCHES.
00:20:54 I WROTE UP A NEW WILL, JOY. YOU CAN KILL ME, BUT THERE AIN'T NO MONEY IN IT.
Cast & Characters
Jason Lee
Earl Hickey
Ethan Suplee
Randy Hickey
Jaime Pressly
Joy Turner
Nadine Velazquez
Catalina Aruca
Eddie Steeples
Darnell Turner
Kathryn Joosten
Donny's Mom
Silas Weir Mitchell
Donny Jones
Jack Axelrod
Old Man
Tracy Ashton
One Legged Girl
Scott Lincoln
Gun Store Owner
Andrew Wasser
Prisoner
Roy Lee Jones
Policeman
Jeremy Kilpatrick
Jimmy Barton
Joshua Levine
Donut Store Clerk
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed314
Dialogue density14.3 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:20:54
Production Record
DirectorMarc Buckland
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes859
Factoids
Episode
My Name Is Earl, season 1, episode 2: Quit Smoking.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2317/season/1/episode/2
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