My Name Is Bruce

00:01:27 Bull's-eye, yeah.

00:04:38 I'm gonna go practice my human fly on little Miss Skyscraper over there.

00:08:56 - You're disgusting. - I'm a man.

00:11:49 Talk to the writer, man, I don't know.

00:14:32 It's the night I fire your polyester ass.

00:17:35 Must die!

00:21:43 Every year, it's the same old "poor me" routine.

00:25:36 Hey! Hey, let me out of here!

00:29:57 so let me explain something.

00:32:34 I sense that the town of Gold Lick is in trouble.

00:35:44 employed hundreds of Chinese immigrant laborers.

00:38:48 which will rid you all of the curse of Guan-Di.

00:42:41 You know, in the hero business

00:45:45 Oh, I got you.

00:49:08 Oh, we were young and naive

00:51:56 Go ahead, Mr. Campbell, tell us exactly what we need.

00:54:34 All right! - Yeah!

00:58:08 Oh, man. I gotta blow this pop stand fast.

01:02:10 Huh?

01:04:59 - Who are you? - I'm your good nature, Bruce.

01:08:06 Look, I'm here to say I'm sorry.

01:11:25 Hollywood writers have spent countless hours

01:14:40 Bruce, I've got dynamite, wire and a plunger.

01:18:21 But look, you've got to just think of one question right now.