My Mom Is a Character

00:00:06 Top-notch quality subtitles: The Brazilians

00:04:55 you should be worried about your panties. Filthy.

00:07:39 The whale can't even hear of water, she gets excited!

00:13:28 That's what she said, auntie. That's how she treats me.

00:16:12 and if you eat an olive, it's another X.

00:18:49 and puts a banana on top. Is that finesse? A banana?

00:21:16 I told her: "Marcelina, darling

00:24:39 Actually, Carlos Alberto was far more patient than me.

00:27:47 Now that you're here, Tiago, where did you meet Juliano?

00:30:49 I should focus on me now.

00:34:31 - To try and loosen the bowels. - And?

00:37:38 Now let's move on to the next topic

00:40:24 - Geez... - Clown, colorful, ridiculous.

00:42:45 see if there's anyone at aunt Iesa's. Go.

00:45:10 anguished, full of problems.

00:48:18 Mom, I told you not to come in here! Get out!

00:53:39 Let's go, I'm going after her. Come on, Juliano.

00:56:26 Mom, that can't be your normal you.

01:00:55 I'll try again.

01:04:23 This week was the microwave oven

01:07:45 to take a shower. The rooms are stinking rotten.

01:11:00 ONE MONTH LATER Attention, 1, 2, 3, recording.

01:14:04 Physics states that water only boils at a certain temperature.

01:16:34 - Mom, Garib's here. - Garib, Carlos Alberto!