My Grandpa Is a Vampire
1992 · 95 MIN · IMDB 4.0 · 138 VOTES · DIR. David Blyth
Overview
A boy from California goes to visit his grandfather in New Zealand, where he learns that the frail old man is a fanged flier by night.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,482 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 Woo!
00:04:24 Lonny, how're your mom and dad?
00:07:37 Ah, yes.
00:10:42 Aunt Leah, look at this.
00:14:15 Wait.
00:17:46 His heartbeat is very faint today.
00:22:37 Fangs!
00:26:46 Say hi.
00:30:25 It's not, "Oi, good day, mate."”
00:34:10 He's dead!
00:38:59 Kanziora understands, don't you, boy?
00:43:56 Yes.
00:47:59 Mercifully not.
00:51:42 Uh...
00:55:55 And if I'm really, really good,
01:00:57 Light!
01:03:50 Too much sun.
01:07:03 What is it?
01:10:56 tonight, because of you, I feel eternally young.
01:13:58 No waiters here?
01:16:54 I don't wanna die this way.
01:21:17 ] What a goon!
01:26:36 Come.
01:31:24 That'd be lovely, eh.
Cast & Characters
Al Lewis
Vernon Cooger
Justin Gocke
Lonny
Milan Borich
Kanziora
Noel Appleby
Ernie
David Weatherley
Sargent Dicky Ticker
Sylvia Rands
Cheryl
Ian Watkin
Father Vincent
Max Cryer
Compere
Pat Evison
Aunt Leah
Sean Duffy
Derek
Phoebe Falconer
Tammy
Chris McNair
Ben
Beryl Te Wiata
District Nurse
Alistair Douglas
Ghost Train Owner
Louise Perry
Serena
Rebekah Davies
Brigit
Lyn Waldegrave
Polka Dot Woman
Tina Grenville
Winona Tucker
Joel Tobeck
McDonalds Cashier
Karl Burnett
Joe
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,482
Dialogue density15.6 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line01:31:24
Production Record
DirectorDavid Blyth
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes138
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