My Friend Irma Goes West

00:00:12 Year in, year out, New York doesn't change.

00:04:38 That's not very funny. You like to abuse me, don't you?

00:08:47 To you in the East, I kiss you. To you in the West, I kiss you.

00:12:24 Oh, baby...

00:15:37 We're on television, Seymour. Let's do this thing right.

00:18:38 What are you kicking about?

00:21:49 Jane, wait a minute.

00:24:33 I think you'd better open the spaghetti.

00:27:54 That's fine.

00:30:41 I know, but we've been friends for such a long time.

00:33:50 Al, my boy, sometimes you frighten me.

00:37:14 Naturellement, I'm completely heartbroken.

00:43:29 You're going to Hollywood the wrong way.

00:47:18 Yes, but fortunately I have Pierre along, so I'm not too chilled.

00:49:57 is beginning to look like the First National Bank to me.

00:54:47 Agree we've got to take advantage.

01:00:17 I've chartered a plane. We leave in half an hour.

01:04:35 Don't want a city song

01:07:50 - The show is over. - It is? Well, I feel better.

01:10:50 Al, did you hear what I said? I said Jane found...

01:15:04 Chicken!

01:18:34 has been kidnapped by the notorious Corrigan mob.

01:21:13 Don't let her get you down, Pete.

01:27:35 As I was saying...