My Brother the Vampire
2002 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 529 VOTES · DIR. Sven Taddicken
Overview
Josh is about to turn 30; he's mentally retarded, and likes to play at being a vampire. His sister Nicole is 15, and dealing with her impending womanhood; middle brother Mike is the "normal" one, but in some ways the most childish - his latest conquest is Nadine, who runs the dog kennel at his security guard job. Nic is fixated on getting laid, and watches Mike and Nadine through the skylight with Josh. Josh also gets fixated on sex, though he has no clear idea what it's all about, and in particular on Nadine; to Mike's chagrin, she seems more interested in Josh than in him.
Dialogue Timeline — 727 lines
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00:00:45 My brother the vampire
00:03:05 Mike, something's up there.
00:06:10 It's for you.
00:08:04 Stay out of it. It's a family affair.
00:11:47 An ugly family. An aggravating job.
00:14:28 He has a stick of gum, two pens and a lighter.
00:19:27 It was very romantic. I was young and in love.
00:23:07 Lights out. Time for bed.
00:29:02 What?
00:32:11 Josh, Josh, look at it this way. It is a social injustice.
00:36:37 That means money.
00:39:17 Do what? Fuck.
00:43:30 Where did Josh get to?
00:46:20 An exotic Mongoloid. Know what I mean?
00:49:03 Oh, dear. Now, Josh.
00:53:04 Do you know how a cockscrew works?
00:56:23 Well, let me... More saliva?
01:00:02 I'm not single. I'm Prince of Darkness.
01:03:40 I'm empty inside.
01:07:17 My girlfriend?
01:12:17 Do you want to?
01:17:09 Asshole.
01:23:15 Where did you dump your Dracula lookalike?
06:00:00 The advantages are obvious.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed727
Dialogue density7.7 lines / min
First line00:00:45
Final line06:00:00
Production Record
DirectorSven Taddicken
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes529