My Brother the Vampire
2002 · 94 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 529 VOTES · DIR. Sven Taddicken
Overview
Josh is about to turn 30; he's mentally retarded, and likes to play at being a vampire. His sister Nicole is 15, and dealing with her impending womanhood; middle brother Mike is the "normal" one, but in some ways the most childish - his latest conquest is Nadine, who runs the dog kennel at his security guard job. Nic is fixated on getting laid, and watches Mike and Nadine through the skylight with Josh. Josh also gets fixated on sex, though he has no clear idea what it's all about, and in particular on Nadine; to Mike's chagrin, she seems more interested in Josh than in him.
Dialogue Timeline — 727 lines
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00:00:45 My brother the vampire
00:03:05 Mike, something's up there.
00:06:06 Hey, you. Hey, you.
00:08:01 You jerkoff! Break it up, gang.
00:11:38 I do my best 289 days a year. Day and night, rain or shine.
00:14:22 String the baby up. That'll do.
00:19:08 Wet behind the ears. Automatic pilots were de rigueur.
00:22:33 And I'm the Princess of the Night
00:28:42 He's abnormal. Josh has a screw loose.
00:31:56 Please, I have to concentrate.
00:36:18 each of you buys a share. You'll be my shareholders.
00:38:54 I want... Expensive?
00:41:22 Right?
00:45:56 It's time for him to experience various aspects of adulthood.
00:48:21 That's him. Listen. Tomorrow's his birthday.
00:52:31 You're at a critical age. When girls get interesting.
00:55:54 Think so?
00:59:25 I'm all set up with lubricants.
01:03:01 Gosh, Rudy.
01:05:46 I can handle it. No sweat!
01:10:30 If so my home is your castle, Prince.
01:15:54 What's wrong? Did you whip him?
01:19:28 Mike, take a look way up there!
01:25:44 Your whisper to discern
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed727
Dialogue density7.7 lines / min
First line00:00:45
Final line01:25:44
Production Record
DirectorSven Taddicken
LanguageGerman
IMDb votes529