My Bestfriend's Girlfriend

00:00:27 Oh, let's just get in there, baby. Let's go. Hustle. Here we go.

00:04:45 Why are you sorry? Baby, I was the one who...

00:09:22 By the way, you should try it.

00:12:50 We just said more than once we're gonna keep it light.

00:16:27 Her brain'll be rocking back and forth in the shower for like three weeks.

00:20:55 Dustin's a good guy.

00:24:28 It was horrible. Blood. It was just, like:

00:29:09 - And I trusted you. - Done.

00:32:20 You can't go in there crazy like a dragon with a hemorrhoid.

00:35:21 This is actually a personal call.

00:40:31 You're giving off more of a full-blown serial psycho...

00:43:30 - Do it. It's good. - Come on. It's gonna...

00:47:14 Think about it. She's up there with her knees by her ears, getting railed...

00:51:06 ...throws one of her infamous pot potlucks...

00:54:29 My son, the booty call.

01:00:45 All right? I laughed...

01:05:23 - Hi. - Hey.

01:09:00 She's a little crazy, she's manic.

01:12:26 ...you play ball, I will plant your flag right next to mine. All right?

01:17:47 - Is that Jägermeister I smell? - I don't know.

01:21:38 - You have no right to tell me... - No, Dustin. Dustin's here.

01:26:13 That's this guy, but that ain't you. No.

01:29:23 Except you. I'm passionate about you. As evidence, consider the fact...

01:34:29 - I hate you. - I hate you too.