My Best Friend's Girl
2008 · 101 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 47,229 VOTES · DIR. Howard Deutch
Overview
Lovestruck Dustin is dating Alexis, his ideal girlfriend, but when she dumps him for coming on too strong, Dustin takes drastic measures to win her back. He asks his best friend Tank to take her on the worst rebound date imaginable - his side job - so that she will come running back to him, and Tank reluctantly agrees. However, Alexis is more than a match for Tank's shock tactics and he begins to really fall for her, leaving him torn between loyalty to Dustin and his growing attraction toward Alexis.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,607 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:27 Oh, let's just get in there, baby. Let's go. Hustle. Here we go.
00:04:56 ...but it's so important. - Whoa, whoa, there, big time.
00:09:34 Sorry.
00:14:05 ...I bought the entire EFI. The Erotic Film Institute's top 100. Enjoy.
00:17:45 I'm sorry. Wow, kamikaze, huh? See, this is what you do to me.
00:22:10 Excuse me, do you have any idea how long I was just on hold?
00:26:26 I believe it's "kiss."
00:30:33 Now go. Go and bang. Bang like you have never "bung" before.
00:35:23 Start over...
00:38:31 Put her through.
00:42:23 Just let her go. Move on.
00:47:28 What about, like, frosting my tips?
00:51:00 - I'll ex... Let me explain. - You want me to lactate for you?
00:54:58 - You know what? I'll go. - No, you don't go, you stay.
00:59:42 She smells like a J.
01:04:08 You don't want me to stay tonight.
01:10:03 - Sorry. - It's all right.
01:15:21 Fuck you, you hypocrite.
01:18:49 Yeah, what? What is it? What? Is something wrong?
01:22:40 It's Alexis who's got you all wrong.
01:28:49 That's Rachel's cousin. She's 15.
01:32:27 Tank!
01:37:34 I've been banging since back in the day...
01:41:00 You're a professional asshole. That's what you do.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,607
Dialogue density15.9 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line01:41:00
Production Record
DirectorHoward Deutch
LanguageEnglish
Budget$20,000,000
Revenue$41,624,687
IMDb votes47,229