My Best Friend Is a Vampire

00:01:52 If I had to pick a beginning to this bizarre story

00:05:23 Drive carefully, boys.

00:09:26 Hello?

00:12:17 What if I was wrong?

00:16:35 Professor!

00:20:51 - Sorry, Professor. - You think we're playing games here?

00:24:00 Hey, hey, hey!

00:27:45 Blonde hair, all that stuff.

00:31:37 I thought I heard you talking to somebody.

00:34:39 Well, I'll pop up from time to time just to see how you're getting on.

00:38:55 The mirror's not working.

00:42:12 Well, I'm glad they don't pick our dates, I guess.

00:46:43 Yes, he has.

00:51:18 That's not a bad deal.

00:54:14 and you will go out with me on Saturday night.

00:58:02 Some things are too personal.

01:01:01 Louis.

01:04:38 coming from my bedroom.

01:08:05 You will slowly get up and walk out to that van parked in the street.

01:11:17 Roger. All units in vicinity of Allen Parkway

01:14:44 Repeat, perp is presumed armed and dangerous.

01:18:26 That's all?

01:21:25 - Grimsdyke, where'd you get these bullets? - But, Professor...

02:00:00 vampire Armageddon.