Murphy Brown — S03E09 — The Bummer of 42

00:00:01 Transcription by @mvivar

00:01:18 Wow. What a haul. There's more than last year. I think we're going for a record here.

00:02:15 I hold in my hands the perfect gift.

00:03:11 Not that anyone here would appreciate it.

00:03:54 This actress has been researching every detail of Murphy's childhood. Her family, everything.

00:04:55 Okay Frank. It's 12 o'clock, we're at Phil's. Where is it?

00:05:51 Happy birthday Murphy. See? She loves it.

00:06:50 Hi I'm Maddie Brown, Murphy's sister. Hello Murphy's sister. Nice to meet you.

00:07:45 That was the day we all came up with our secret handshake.

00:08:47 Good. Because I'm running out of material to feel like an idiot.

00:09:45 Is he cute or what? You know if I wasn't married.

00:10:33 Oh Murphy. What do you say we take the pelvis out and go for a little ride.

00:11:25 Hi Carl. I'm Maddie Brown. So. What is it you do here?

00:12:13 I probably said I wanted to sleep with Larry Storch too, but you didn't get me him for my birthday.

00:13:01 Dear God. Why won't that woman let someone love her.

00:14:16 Eldin this woman is not my sister.

00:15:01 Mother. You don't have another daughter.

00:15:47 Oh who am I kidding? I don't have the guts.

00:16:41 You know? I was recently hurt by a woman.

00:17:37 I can't make this work for you.

00:18:31 I guess what makes it all sink in is

00:19:18 After I got out of college, I thought I was going to be the greatest broadcast journalist of my generation.

00:20:25 It's always gonna be hard.

00:21:12 Transcription by @mvivar