Murphy Brown — S03E01 — The 390th Broadcast

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00:00:56 You remember that trouble I used to have pitching low when inside.

00:01:42 Sure. It's really something. Isn't it? The beginning of our 13th season together.

00:02:49 My girlfriend said something very insightful to me.

00:03:49 Morning, noon and night.

00:04:52 Yeah. Last time we used a focus group, I ended up wearing a toupee.

00:06:00 - Guys these are the chairs I was telling you about. - Great leather.

00:07:04 I just thought there was one man. Two blonde women and one man. Right?

00:07:51 And caring.

00:08:53 So, I have decided to hire an image consultant who will help broaden our audience.

00:09:47 Everyone, this is Chris Bishop, our image consultant.

00:10:36 Get you out of that suit and tie thing.

00:11:32 Oh. That's too far. I'm just kidding you.

00:12:19 Okay. But don't take too much time. I want to get started on the new set.

00:13:00 research tells us that women 18 to 34 still buy this crap.

00:13:46 Who is this small god?

00:14:28 I think the hair works.

00:15:33 Frank. Why don't you tell us a little bit about that?

00:16:28 Just picked one at random, right out of the phone book.

00:17:20 I don't want my children around them, so we really had no choice.

00:18:19 Who? Me?

00:19:45 You know, guys like you come in for a week put your greasy little fingerprints all over everything.

00:20:37 Have you looked at it Miles?

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