Mrs. Henderson Presents

00:03:14 Forasmuch as it has pleased Almighty God of his great mercy

00:08:14 Nor do we wish for the public to know the purpose of the house.

00:12:36 Where are you going?

00:15:07 Instead of two shows a day, we run our show all day long.

00:19:08 Mr Van Damm, I spent many years in the Far East with my husband

00:22:04 Millerettes. It should be Millettes.

00:25:21 and dare I say, making everyone else go bananas in return.

00:27:38 for a married woman to be seen at a music hall.

00:29:41 Then I'd prefer you refer to it as... the midlands.

00:32:46 Don't panic! The young fellow's a dancer. Excellent coordination.

00:36:06 Not even my boyfriend has seen me naked.

00:38:37 Strip.

00:42:44 Good heavens! A wife!

00:47:55 She was leaning arse over backwards. In the Alaskan tableau, of course.

00:50:19 I wore a similar wig to a ball in Delhi.

00:52:54 It's a shame.

01:01:05 Champagne, madam?

01:08:46 One shouldn't be overly so at times like these.

01:13:36 Oh, good.

01:18:47 I don't think you want a nude on stage who is pregnant!

01:23:16 I'm from the Lord Chamberlain's office. This is for you.

01:25:40 Excuse me.

01:28:18 If we are to ask our youth to surrender their lives

01:33:45 Don't you dare speak to me like that.