Mr. Woodcock
2007 · 87 MIN · IMDB 5.2 · 37,442 VOTES · DIR. Craig Gillespie
Overview
Taken aback by his mother's wedding announcement, a young man returns home in an effort to stop her from marrying his old high school gym teacher, a man who made high school hell for generations of students.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,537 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:30 Ha!
00:04:35 - Oh... - Bye-bye.
00:07:42 lt's an honor to be considered worthy of the Corn Cob Key.
00:11:17 l think it was about...
00:14:16 Wow.
00:17:51 Man, look, we can't blame Woodcock for Oates's choices.
00:21:01 But because of your lack of focus...
00:23:53 OK, that's not true.
00:27:24 You see there is no reason why even a little porker like this...
00:30:08 and spin him like a top.
00:33:57 We could be guys that sit and watch foot--
00:37:34 Looks like he got a little retard in him.
00:40:53 - Hello? - Hey, John.
00:43:49 Turned my life around.
00:46:46 ...titties and go, ''Brrrrrrr!''
00:50:17 Win me a puppy.
00:53:47 l'm the big winner 'cause this is my house, bitch!
00:57:14 Anything happens, honk the horn, you understand me?
01:01:43 l named my kid after Woodcock.
01:05:00 Am. Ha ha ha.
01:08:12 l think l can handle it.
01:11:54 l'm...sorry.
01:15:53 ls that a compliment?
01:19:03 But Jasper is a good person.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,537
Dialogue density17.7 lines / min
First line00:00:30
Final line01:19:03
Production Record
DirectorCraig Gillespie
LanguageEnglish
Budget$22,000,000
Revenue$33,700,000
IMDb votes37,442