Mr. Suave
2003 · 100 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 68 VOTES · DIR. Joyce E. Bernal
Overview
Rico Suave is the ultimate ladies' man - or so it seems. His secret problem: when he gets intimate with a girl, his entire body freezes. When Rico's friends discover his condition, they enlist the services of Venus, a sexy con artist. Sparks fly as Venus tries to scam Rico, but when she finds herself genuinely falling for him, she is caught in a dilemma.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,291 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:22 Let us all stand. Place our right hand...
00:04:17 Here's my payment.
00:07:36 Hi! Do you come here often?
00:12:14 Let me see. Steamed shrimps?
00:15:42 Wait. I'll brush my teeth first.
00:19:52 It's okay.
00:23:18 Meet Ernie...
00:26:43 There's more.
00:30:46 Tippy!
00:35:11 Hi. Venus.
00:38:53 - You're a faggot! - I said stop it!
00:42:23 If we happen to meet some. I'd be happy to be just a friend.
00:46:23 - One kilo. Miss? - Give her one kilo of shrimps. Tomas.
00:50:39 For what?
00:54:27 Oysters. For example.
00:57:53 Tippy! Ruben!
01:01:58 I freeze at their sight
01:06:48 we'll still be together in Japan.
01:12:10 Rock baby rock
01:15:22 but If you could uphold your love for each other...
01:18:47 Venus!
01:23:38 - To give you my love - I love you!
01:28:55 Do you remember the last time we were together?
01:35:06 when I've got the hots for you!
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,291
Dialogue density12.9 lines / min
First line00:00:22
Final line01:35:06
Production Record
DirectorJoyce E. Bernal
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes68