Mr. & Mrs. Player
2013 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 229 VOTES · DIR. Wong Jing
Overview
Chinese Feng Shui master Carson was a "Natural Born Player", taking names and breaking hearts. Fate had it that he would meet his match, the hot veterinarian Chi-Ling. It was love at first sight but neither could stand the other's fickle nature lest the affair might have ended as soon as it began. Chi-Ling's roommates, Big S and Small S came up with a perfect plan – to invite Carson to move in with Chi-Ling and make him promise to have no sexual contact with any girls for 100 days. Carson accepted the challenge without a second thought. Yet, the two sisters and his ex-lovers took turns in seducing him. Ninety difficult days have since passed, the biggest temptation arrived in the form of the hottest bachelor in Hong Kong, Daniel Lee began courting Chi-Ling. At the same time, Karen, Carson’s first love, suddenly came back into his life. Would these star crossed lovers cross the finish line together?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,536 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:21 Playing the field is the happiest thing to do in the world.
00:04:29 Do you think about me when you jerk off?
00:08:38 but her dad finally broke it.
00:12:47 Half of your commission, then I un-cock-block.
00:15:45 You know I can't hold out when it "cums" to you.
00:18:38 Let me order a lobster for you.
00:21:52 It will contract as the animal reaches orgasm
00:24:54 Got yourself a new target?
00:28:08 Your size?
00:32:25 You forgot your pussy.
00:38:20 Does his face tell you he can settle down?
00:42:02 Hi!
00:47:00 Sex is emptiness, emptiness is sex
00:50:01 Oh Lynn and solo dildo again!
00:54:31 I am bi-sexual.
00:58:22 I brought you clothes.
01:02:16 Our relationship is getting stronger.
01:06:48 So you are Fat Tat Szeto?
01:13:41 What if he is? What should I do then?
01:17:23 Boss.
01:20:11 Yet I have no idea who Wong Jing is.
01:24:39 You get engaged. I will stay in Shanghai.
01:29:39 To witness their 100-days of love.
01:35:50 More I think...