Mr. & Mrs. Player
2013 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.0 · 229 VOTES · DIR. Wong Jing
Overview
Chinese Feng Shui master Carson was a "Natural Born Player", taking names and breaking hearts. Fate had it that he would meet his match, the hot veterinarian Chi-Ling. It was love at first sight but neither could stand the other's fickle nature lest the affair might have ended as soon as it began. Chi-Ling's roommates, Big S and Small S came up with a perfect plan – to invite Carson to move in with Chi-Ling and make him promise to have no sexual contact with any girls for 100 days. Carson accepted the challenge without a second thought. Yet, the two sisters and his ex-lovers took turns in seducing him. Ninety difficult days have since passed, the biggest temptation arrived in the form of the hottest bachelor in Hong Kong, Daniel Lee began courting Chi-Ling. At the same time, Karen, Carson’s first love, suddenly came back into his life. Would these star crossed lovers cross the finish line together?
Dialogue Timeline — 1,536 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:21 Playing the field is the happiest thing to do in the world.
00:04:26 Oh, me too!
00:08:21 Uncle, it's not what you think!
00:12:08 Can the Master handle it?
00:15:07 You daughter just coughed up
00:17:58 You are not so fit yourself...
00:21:09 What a coincidence.
00:23:57 I gotta get going. I will send the invoice.
00:27:08 Look, I am of course a Dick-head.
00:30:37 I will undo your bra with my hands, feeling...
00:37:10 I don't know.
00:40:13 did you just have an abortion?
00:44:00 According to the ancient herbal medicine
00:48:48 Rolling.
00:52:39 You bunch of dickheads.
00:55:42 Small eyes, tiny lips, micro-soft penis
00:59:40 I haven't stopped picking up girls until I met you.
01:03:28 I hurt my cock recently.
01:08:30 Ghost!
01:14:31 One more week
01:17:45 Your bastard?
01:20:57 Really?
01:25:13 I would like to give you an unforgettable night.
01:30:52 The editing was quite good.