Mr. Mom

00:01:48 Honey. Wake up.

00:05:49 Hey. Hey, Butler.

00:08:24 I'm telling you, there's blood all over my slide rule!

00:11:30 Wait, what do you think? I'll never get another job again? Don't worry about it.

00:14:07 - Take it easy on daddy. Remember, he's a rookie. - Bye, mom.

00:17:49 So my position is

00:20:53 gouda, edam, provolone, romano, swiss.

00:24:17 and then they were screaming at me

00:27:25 - Jack. - Jack.

00:32:10 Go keep an eye on your sister. Play with her or something. All right?

00:38:26 I'm not mad. It's just not where I want to be right now.

00:43:41 Yeah.

00:47:01 My mother doesn't love my father

00:49:48 Excuse me. Joan, come on.

00:52:26 No, forget it. Come on. That was days ago.

00:56:42 Jack. Jack.

01:01:07 If it doesn't work, you got the woobie back.

01:07:04 "Until then, remember, we're all in this together.

01:10:21 Come on, everything's gonna be all right.

01:13:44 But i'll tell you something... I take a lot of pride in my work.

01:17:16 Don't look now, but I think he's looking at you. No, he's...

01:20:33 Moi? Yep. A lot.

01:23:49 Or watch television, whatever you want.

01:27:06 I warned you, Jinx.