Mr. Mom

00:01:48 Honey. Wake up.

00:05:52 How you doin', gents? Havin' a good time?

00:08:36 You're too damn good not to catch on somewhere.

00:11:45 There's no reason I shouldn't try to get a job myself. Have I been missing something?

00:14:24 Actually, a lot of men would love to have this kind of time to spend with their kids.

00:18:24 Do, uh, any of these layouts... does anything make sense to you?

00:21:44 My baby! Who are you?

00:24:50 We can't believe it, hon. None of us can. We're stunned.

00:28:26 Oh, boy. and, number two, you've got a...

00:33:28 Hi. Anything wrong?

00:39:18 Oh, yeah.

00:45:27 Only he took me to bed first, and it's your fault.

00:48:10 Flap my gums! It's gettin' ugly in here.

00:51:01 You've been wearing this shirt for about two weeks now. It could walk by itself.

00:54:29 He's too much man to be left alone, Caroline.

00:59:40 # Flying high now #

01:05:53 Looks like you're the ace in the hole, kid.

01:09:09 I know there'll be other halloweens, but I'm thinking about this halloween.

01:12:38 And? I'm sorry, Jack.

01:15:40 - Quiet! - Schooner tuna commercial, take 25.

01:19:24 Oh, I'm quite sure you do.

01:23:18 Yeah. You should have called me.

01:26:37 because I'm doing my best to calm down, all right?

220:02:02 Whatever it takes.