Mr. Mayor — S01E05 — Dodger Day

00:00:05 GUARD: Bags open, IDs out!

00:01:03 It's a blueberry skin,

00:01:47 But I'd strongly suggest you decline.

00:02:34 But what about helmets? It's simple.

00:03:34 Blast off!

00:04:34 Jayden Kwapis, if I sound out of breath

00:05:22 Hey, you need to get me a new ID.

00:06:12 of the bed covered in sweat.

00:07:05 Oh, you're practicing your pitch?

00:07:58 soaking in a cold pool at your local Y-They-CA,

00:08:49 But all we're asking for

00:09:35 for her 15th work-iversary!

00:10:20 I've been lying here for an hour with that guy

00:11:18 "I still got it."

00:12:08 We're gonna need a cold pool, stat.

00:13:13 Yeah, this girl saw a modeling photo of me

00:14:00 who have worked at City Hall for 30 years or longer?

00:14:54 "low rise jeans, the hula hoop,

00:15:50 "ID stands for 'Incredible Daniela.""

00:17:16 and the Health Department has traced it back to our helmets.

00:18:10 local news, and human nature work.

00:19:17 Sorry, pal.

00:20:32 Morning, Jayden.

00:21:22 I broke my penis at Dodger Stadium!