Mr. Mayor — S01E01 — Pilot

00:00:08 MAN: Good morning, sir. Morning.

00:00:58 CROWD: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

00:02:05 for your consideration, Nurse Jackie.

00:03:07 And you know what?

00:03:50 I got his cardboard cutout seated next to Kendall Jenner

00:04:39 Really, you're telling me you're all-in?

00:05:27 I'll make sure his desk is near ours.

00:06:44 as she wants us to think because the literal mayor

00:07:34 from a rich, white man's daughter.

00:08:25 Who is this? I hate her haircut.

00:09:19 emphasize how bad the optics are.

00:10:06 Born in 1981,

00:10:54 Without the straws, they think we're in trouble.

00:11:40 and I'm still getting crucified.

00:12:34 I wish I could say the same about you.

00:13:26 No, that's not laundry. That's my dad.

00:14:22 Not just at work, but at home.

00:15:20 And you know what I did? You grew a mustache.

00:16:19 Is that all you're gonna say?

00:17:28 Sit down. Oh, okay.

00:18:12 I did a deep dive on Arpi Meskimen,

00:19:11 However, I also know that it's my job

00:20:08 All right. I'll give this a try.

00:21:23 We're hosting the Olympics?