Mr. Deeds

00:01:07 Hello, folks at home.

00:05:31 ...then yes, that is Deeds' first name.

00:08:45 What are you talking about, you got to get back on duty? You're not a cop.

00:12:00 The guy was trying to cast a spell on me, like a wizard.

00:15:39 You guys football fans? The Pats could take the conference this year.

00:19:44 -Me, sir? -lt's a lot of fun.

00:24:08 What?

00:27:30 Stop right there.

00:31:12 ...but everyone was too scared to talk to him.

00:34:23 I may seem funny to you, but if you came to Mandrake Falls...

00:38:19 For the moment you're the largest stockholder...

00:41:46 ...we feel it's good to see the body for the grieving process, so...

00:45:04 I just want to thank you for teaching my boy a lesson.

00:49:00 -Want to sit down? -Sure.

00:53:04 Okay, let's do this together.

00:56:40 -How'd you know that? -I read it in his diary.

01:00:36 -You're a nurse? -Yes.

01:03:56 It's beautiful.

01:08:26 That's why I got this for you.

01:13:40 ...l'll tell you where he is.

01:19:07 The sale's expected to pass with unanimous consent...

01:22:47 Everybody made a compromise, then another compromise, and now...

01:26:26 -That is my money. -Don't be misled. These are all lies.

100:00:00 It'll be on the news in an hour.