Monty Python's Flying Circus — S03E03 — The Money Programme

00:00:36 Good evening, and welcome to The Money Programme.

00:01:32 The lure of the lira.

00:02:36 Money

00:05:03 -What? -Tellibre.

00:06:15 I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard's

00:07:32 I digress.

00:09:03 Well, I'd, uh, annex the Sudetenland

00:10:03 Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

00:10:51 How should I know?

00:12:35 Oh, whee-hee-hee-hee!

00:15:02 So, that's two avocado, one quiche.

00:16:20 Because of the unsuitability of the scene,

00:17:43 Yes, and God knows what we'll find there.

00:18:56 Expedition superb. Weather excellent.

00:20:07 Look!

00:21:14 an Italian film director who co-scripts all his own films,

00:22:28 No, this is my first time.

00:23:29 No, you want 12A, next door.

00:24:16 -No, it isn't. -Yes, it is.

00:25:02 That's it. Good morning.

00:25:55 -No, you haven't. -Yes, I have.

00:26:41 It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

00:27:26 -And you tosh. -Whaaa!

00:28:25 one more minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus.