Monty Python's Flying Circus — S02E13 — Royal Episode 13

00:00:01 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:01:34 the English criminal law,

00:02:28 Look in Trevelyan, Page 468.

00:03:43 And whose peacocks keep us awake all hours of the night

00:04:55 that for someone who claims to say things

00:05:47 Just a minute, you're a fraud.

00:06:40 Hi there, beautiful.

00:08:15 we learned how to sex a pike.

00:09:32 Come on.

00:11:09 But the hobby I enjoyed most was racing pigeon fanciers.

00:13:58 Good Lord, no. Throw it away.

00:15:06 We haven't got all day, have we?

00:16:16 so don't come with that

00:17:22 Well, at the moment, we're building him a holiday home.

00:18:57 which is total removal of all moneys

00:20:47 Table it, girls, here comes Miss Rodgers.

00:22:01 She said torpedo bay.

00:23:02 I'm afraid we are unable to show you

00:24:12 Thirty-three days.

00:25:15 Look at that arm.

00:25:59 Why don't those of us who want to eat Johnson,

00:27:11 Let's have a sketch about clean, decent human beings.

00:28:04 is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead.

00:28:59 we can dig a grave and you can throw up in it.