Monty Python's Flying Circus — S01E11 — The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom

00:00:07 It's... Ah!

00:01:33 They are clearly not written by the general public

00:02:55 Now, I'm not-- I'm..

00:04:34 No, no one must ask the room to leave.

00:05:29 Tiger? Where?! Where?! Oh.

00:06:13 Anybody who is anybody shall leave the body in the room body.

00:07:19 By Jove, he was right.

00:08:14 Constable, you turn off the lights.

00:09:02 Very good. Sit down there. Thank you, sir.

00:10:15 we witnessed the resuscitation of a great footballing tradition

00:10:59 breaking free of the limpid tentacles of packed Mediterranean defence.

00:12:05 Yes, yes, but have you any plans for dealing with

00:14:08 Good evening, Mr. Stools. Hello, David.

00:15:13 The Rachel Toovey Bicycle Choir.

00:16:20 Mr. Walters, are you sure you're invisible?

00:17:15 Yes, a fraud. He did not, in fact, recite the entire Bible.

00:18:07 I just sit there and everybody totally--

00:19:05 Yes. I use no artificial means, whatsoever.

00:22:14 We're interrupting this to take you back very quickly

00:24:31 and its impact on the future of parochial organization

00:26:05 Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic oft southern Spain?

00:27:21 is more interesting than people think.

00:28:21 So this year, we thought we'd like to do something in a lighter vein.

00:30:10 Tell Lord Hill.