Monty Python's Flying Circus — S01E09 — The Ant, An Introduction

00:00:06 It's...

00:03:53 Me, sir? Yes.

00:04:53 that l have practically everyone that I need for this expedition.

00:05:38 Are you actually leading this expedition, sir?

00:06:24 Well, Matron's got a smattering. Apart from the two Matrons.

00:07:06 Hello. I don't believe you've met.

00:08:08 Well, how about you? Well, I'm game, sir.

00:09:51 Morning, sir. Morning. Morning.

00:11:04 Right, sir. Well, I'll--

00:12:20 Look here, old fellow, I know when a chap's cut my hair and when he hasn't.

00:13:09 It's exactly the same as when I first came in.

00:13:47 as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.

00:14:30 He cuts down trees He eats his lunch

00:15:08 He sleeps all night And he works all day

00:15:48 and only a few of them are transvestites.

00:17:17 some of the truly great international artists of our time.

00:18:09 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:20:19 Charging about the moorland, blasting their heads off.

00:23:43 Who can that be? Oh, well, you try and get rid of them.

00:24:20 I always say that, don't I, Vicky boy? ReaHy?

00:24:59 Who the hell is that? I'll get it. It'll be friends of mine.

00:25:48 And three cans of beans for me, please.

00:26:36 I brought along a simply gorgeous little man

00:27:31 Right. Let's have a "Ding Dong."