Monty Python's Flying Circus — S01E04 — Owl Stretching Time

00:00:35 It's--

00:02:19 He's just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup

00:03:07 Ralph used to spit.

00:03:54 Yeah.

00:04:55 to this obvious reference to our own slogan, "It's a dog's life--

00:11:04 "It's a pig's life-- Man's life in the modern army."

00:11:49 We've done fresh fruit for the last nine weeks.

00:12:38 Grapes, passion fruit. Lemons.

00:13:26 Come at me with that banana. Come on, attack me with it.

00:14:22 Supposing someone come at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun.

00:15:06 You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks.

00:15:59 Well, how many 16-ton weights are there?

00:16:42 Right, now, don't rush me this time.

00:17:41 I warned you. I warned you. Right, that's it.

00:19:57 Why can't you do something about teeth? Go on.

00:20:55 They're, um...

00:21:37 I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year.

00:22:24 No, but I think there's something going on here.

00:23:10 You're a dentist, aren't you? No, I'm a tobacconist.

00:24:00 Okay. Brian, make with the appointment, baby. No gas.

00:24:55 This is an anti-tank gun, and it's loaded.

00:25:44 Three, two, one,

00:26:58 and fast.

00:28:52 Over you go.