Monty Python's Flying Circus — S01E01 — Whither Canada?

00:00:50 It's...

00:02:48 A grand death, that.

00:03:43 We are proud to be bringing to you

00:04:50 Now, first of all, try telling him where you come from.

00:06:01 Oh. Well, tell your friend

00:07:28 who can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.

00:08:20 So Edward's all right. Splendid. Splendid.

00:09:05 Eddie-baby, when you first started-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

00:09:46 Frannie. Little Frannie. Frannie Knickers.

00:10:39 This is the first time that Picasso has painted while cycling.

00:11:36 and since then, some people have called me "Two Sheds."

00:12:20 I wish you'd ask me about my music. I'm a composer.

00:13:06 you were extremely interested in trainspotting.

00:13:56 But first, let's have a look at the route he'll be taking.

00:14:47 Now, for the latest report on Picasso's progress,

00:15:26 so I'll hand you back to the studio.

00:16:13 and Bernard Buffet, making a break on the outside here.

00:17:11 Good night.

00:19:31 There's somebody out there.

00:21:53 and also by the chanting of laments by the men of Q Division.

00:24:04 to try and produce a German version of the joke.

00:26:38 I can only give you name, rank

00:28:00 That's not funny!

00:30:47 The pigs go on to meet Vikki Carr in the final.