Mom at Sixteen

00:00:02 What you're about to see is a sight so disturbing...

00:03:47 Oh, what a cute baby. What's his name?

00:06:53 - Is it full intercourse? Is it oral sex? - It depends.

00:09:38 Why don't you sit out for the day. Okay?

00:12:57 I'm calling the agency and getting back on the list.

00:16:49 I timed you. You just did 18 laps in six minutes.

00:20:43 ...they meet on equal footing. His hypothesis is there is no gender in heaven.

00:23:33 I'm not going through all this just for myself, you know.

00:29:13 - What happened? - She passed out in swimming class.

00:31:56 Look, look, look.

00:37:19 And I didn't mean it.

00:41:01 What she doesn't know is that he's only sleeping.

00:45:31 - Bye. - Yeah. Later.

00:50:57 Why don't you give yourself a break and stop being such a controlling bitch.

00:55:09 Bear.

01:00:40 But the birth mother changed her mind at the last minute.

01:03:43 ...when he was teething and couldn't sleep, and still got home and got you to school?

01:07:30 Why?

01:11:02 Give up all your dreams?

01:14:41 ...maybe you might like to hear... - Hi.

01:17:37 I was really lucky.

01:21:31 I love you, little guy.

01:24:43 I forgot to ask.

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