Mock the Week - S01E03 - Jo Brand, Al Murray, John Oliver

00:00:33 Hello and welcome to Mock the Week. I'm Dara Ó Briain.

00:02:02 I show the teams the photo of someone who's been

00:03:17 when announcer in the BBC went,

00:04:39 After the verdict, Michael Jackson likened himself to the Berlin Wall on his website.

00:05:59 Bye then.

00:07:35 We spin the wheel and when it stops, anyone can step forward and try to make us laugh

00:08:48 Now I never traveled by trains,

00:09:57 You're all hungry, are you? I'm having a good dinner.

00:10:58 it's gonna be, literally seconds before you're staring at some lights.

00:11:57 so it could turn its nose up when it landed...

00:13:00 Any other country, a melted cheese would be regarded as a fucking .

00:14:10 Now they're saying that to go with the bid,

00:15:26 Yeah. "For fuck's sake, the man's clothes are wet!"

00:16:30 Can I have European news?

00:17:39 You're right.

00:18:37 The next round is our version of Question Time called 'Ask the politicians'.

00:19:33 Well you see, there we go, a country that's got personalities .

00:20:43 Let's go to our second question, the swarthy Greek lady,

00:21:48 I think European Union, change your name to the British Empire,

00:22:37 - Absolutely, and Clement is... - But surely there has to be something more temporary than that.

00:23:41 and I love her all family.

00:24:41 Bad Ways to Start a Party Political Broadcast.

00:26:55 My favourite road? Well, that's got to be the A303. Nice, in many ways.

00:28:56 Until next week, good night.