Miracle
2000 · 80 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 654 VOTES · DIR. Natasha Arthy
Overview
What do you do if you're twelve years old, your mum is a neurotic babbler, your best friend is hitting on the girl you love, and you're the only guy in your class who doesn't yet sport pubes ...? For Dennis P. there's only one way out - pray. In this musical adventure the miracle comes in the shape of an angel clone looking suspiciously like Dennis P.'s late father. The angel issues Dennis P. with a license to perform medium grade miracles, but there's a string attached - Dennis P. must stop using swearwords. Dennis P. throws himself into readjusting his existence. But one miracle leads to another, and the 'adjustments' lead to grotesque consequences.
Dialogue Timeline — 688 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:10 Miracle
00:04:00 But you wouldn't remember anything about it.
00:07:00 Dennis.
00:09:33 Hi.
00:12:20 Keep in line, don't drag your feet!
00:16:25 But I don't want to walk home that late.
00:18:45 I say disaster.
00:24:09 Then there's Karen Elise. I like her so much.
00:27:55 Your prayer has been heard.
00:30:43 Want some chips?
00:35:13 - What shall we do next? - I've got to take a piss.
00:37:56 Yes, and I love it.
00:41:08 Mum?
00:43:54 - What have we got? - Sandstrøm.
00:46:36 We had a deal.
00:49:23 - What do you think? - You'll figure it out.
00:51:26 - Isn't it weird? - Yes, a bit. Goodbye, Mick.
00:53:45 What are you doing?
00:57:01 The whole world rhymes with Elise, -
00:59:34 She's too ugly and stupid.
01:02:56 And whose mum is trying to suffocate him.
01:06:16 What have we been doing?
01:08:29 Bon appetit.
01:11:35 Yes, Julie.