Midsomer Murders — S13E01 — The Sword of Guillaume
2010 · 93 MIN · IMDB 7.6 · 713 VOTES · DIR. Renny Rye
Overview
Barnaby decides to join Causton's annual trip to Brighton when he become suspicious about the mayor's plans to buy up coastal land for holiday chalets. But before he can get to the bottom of the dubious deal, a hated property developer is beheaded at a funfair and a collection of valuable historical swords goes missing. With the help of his cousin DCI John Barnaby, the detective sets out to crack the case. Guest starring Neil Dudgeon (Roman's Empire), Mark Gatiss (The League of Gentlemen), Coronation Street villain Brian Capron and Blackadder's Tim McInnerny
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00:01:20 On a mission, are we? This town deserves a better mayor.
00:04:02 And as head of the Finance Committee I am refusing to sign anything.
00:07:44 Oh, sorry.
00:10:44 Please may I have a cup of tea?
00:14:19 Yes, we are.
00:17:08 What you need there is some Zephirine Droughin.
00:21:59 Oh, yes.
00:26:15 Local conservationists want to abandon the sea defences altogether,
00:29:36 'Thank you, Marcia' would have been nice.
00:33:31 And I have another agenda, do you remember?
00:37:27 Him and Jenny Russell.
00:40:15 especially any dealings he may have had with Dave Hicks
00:43:15 said Dalgleish had a mortgage on Jenny Russell's hotel.
00:46:20 Not the hideous executive home.
00:49:58 I'll give her a nudge tomorrow. When she's had time to sweat a bit.
00:54:32 How did you get back? Hitched a ride on a passing camel.
00:58:10 Why did you hide the swords?
01:01:31 No, it wasn't, Mayor Hicks!
01:08:04 I just dropped by to pick up a few things that were jointly owned.
01:11:28 Who?
01:15:33 Of course it's not true!
01:19:28 He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness, for His name's sake.
01:23:28 ..was in the love that she had for Richard.
01:28:40 itfc subtitles
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Midsomer Murders, season 13, episode 1: The Sword of Guillaume.
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