Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme
2013 · 102 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · 1,470 VOTES · DIR. Julia Rezende
Overview
The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.
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00:03:27 Well intentioned. He spoke.
00:06:03 Man, what is all this for?
00:09:32 when actually the point is to what?
00:12:08 excited, taking pictures.
00:16:08 Mia, seriously, now that you're a married woman,
00:19:11 My name is Mirtes.
00:22:34 Bridge ten.
00:25:43 It brings credibility.
00:29:17 This is my wife, Laura. Mia and Flavio.
00:33:35 Police captain? Judge? Criminal lawyer?
00:36:56 What a surprise finding your ex-girlfriend here...
00:41:42 Oh, I miss my godchild so much, you are the one I love the most!
00:47:08 God, my friends turned out to be so boring.
00:51:16 There's no need, thanks.
00:55:04 for being a married man. You'll just have to learn how to live
01:00:02 To an aunt that didn't even have a phone,
01:04:11 Bye now.
01:08:27 The tarot isn't giving us anything.
01:13:16 He's a doll!
01:18:22 - I'm talking! - 0k, nothing!
01:22:34 Fabio!
01:27:41 You come here with that bastard millionaire face
01:32:53 Mia, is brasilian, she is losting by here.
01:37:48 Somebody, please have a clonazepam, folks?
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