Messy Christmas
2007 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.1 · 543 VOTES · DIR. Vanessa Jopp
Overview
A holiday celebration with the extended family gets stretched to the breaking point in this comedy from Germany. Sara is happily married to Jan, though this wasn't always the case -- Sara is Jan's second wife, while Sara has three ex-husbands, Gunnar, Andi and Erich, and she and Jan are raising children from each of their previous marriages. Jan is less than thrilled with the prospect of spending the holidays with Sara's mother, but things get worse when he learns his wife has planned a surprise for Christmas eve -- they'll be joined by Gunnar, Andi and Erich, as well as Erich's new wife Pauline, Andi's current spouse Rita and his own ex-wife, Eva. To call the atmosphere uncomfortable is an understatement, and things only get worse when Sara announces she's pregnant, which is quite troubling for Jan since he's been waiting for the right time to tell her he had a vasectomy several months before.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,008 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:36 Oh my God!
00:04:41 The presents are ready.
00:08:01 You know...
00:11:39 Hello. - Hello.
00:14:16 Ouch! Hey... - Richard! Leave my dad alone!
00:17:07 Maybe we can control ourselves? - So why are you with her?
00:20:23 Man! You always go too far! - So cry, little brother!
00:24:00 You'll have a heart attack.
00:27:00 and only for that reason you are also my friends.
00:30:53 I didn't say anything...
00:34:01 I do! You always want everything.
00:37:18 I am such a noble, noble human being!"
00:40:36 When someone says, "You're the most beautiful woman in the world,"
00:44:35 Are you on drugs? - I'm reading you. It's my job.
00:47:54 Is that a problem? - I'm a psychologist, I don't have problems, I solve them.
00:51:11 Honey, I'm cold!
00:54:57 Must I answer?
00:58:30 You never told me about your first time! - Lotta! Class trip to Amsterdam!
01:02:46 Here?
01:08:16 No way. - But I saw them.
01:12:07 I was in the sauna with you! - Promise to stay out next time?
01:16:23 let's do him the favor. - Stand up!
01:21:30 The paper towels are finished.
01:25:52 Film und Video Untertitelung Gerhard Lehmann AG