Mercano the Martian

2002 · 87 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 527 VOTES · DIR. Juan Antín

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Overview

When his pet is killed by a probe from earth, Mercano, a Martian, travels to earth angered. Landing in Buenos Aires, at first noone takes any notice of him.

Dialogue Timeline — 560 lines

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00:00:42 - Looting is the best, dude! - That TV, dude, gimme the TV!
00:04:43 Freeze!
00:11:07 Hello. We are from planet Earth. We mean you no harm.
00:15:01 What the hell died in this bag, amigo?! The stink is killing me!
00:19:37 Let me see if there are any planets or stars.
00:21:43 Mercano. And yours?
00:23:11 Buenos Aires is bullshit. It doesn't exist.
00:24:37 I insist that the only thing that can save us is consumer incentives.
00:25:59 Oh... Hi, pop...
00:27:59 Julian!
00:29:20 That is, I mean, 100 million!
00:33:12 Here's to the first ever intergalactic alliance!
00:35:46 Check out those two! What geeks!
00:38:19 What does this mean for our business?
00:39:43 I can't take it anymore! Let's go to Barcelona!
00:41:55 So we have decided that our company will make...
00:45:39 Check out what it says here:
00:47:33 Oh, then... the virtual world...
00:49:25 I've come to free the Martian.
00:53:58 Give up! You're surrounded!
00:57:32 ACCESS DENIED
00:59:49 VALID PASSWORD PRESS "ENTER" TO PROCEED
01:02:39 Stop destroying the computers or I destroy the Earth!
01:05:48 Green! Green!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed560
Dialogue density6.4 lines / min
First line00:00:42
Final line01:05:48

Production Record

DirectorJuan Antín
LanguageSpanish
IMDb votes527