Memoirs of an Invisible Man

00:02:39 Okay, here goes.

00:05:40 Put me down for a dime on St. John's/Villanova.

00:08:16 - I hate TV. - Me too.

00:12:00 ...may temporarily convert the... - Fifteen minutes in...

00:16:42 Proceed carefully. You may come in contact with invisible surfaces.

00:20:19 I'm not going anywhere till I know who you are and what's going on.

00:24:14 Taxi!

00:29:12 The single- family unit was being shared by eight people.

00:32:08 Robin, they're paging my flight.

00:37:19 But that's the catch.

00:41:20 - Sure. - Thanks.

00:45:34 It was about time I did look for something. Maybe I could turn the tables on them.

00:50:51 Now you listen to me, you son of a bitch.

00:55:14 I could play the market by phone.

00:58:17 When a guy's been working there 10 years, suddenly disappears...

01:01:28 You're so unlike all the other women I meet. You don't seem...

01:04:20 - Alice? - Yes.

01:07:42 ...I will cut off your testicles, fry them...

01:11:00 She's a family friend. Should I say no?

01:13:48 You can go to any ball game or movie for free.

01:18:23 Just tell her you met a guy, like him a lot...

01:23:19 ... and throwing up a gallon of river water.

01:27:06 Jesus.

01:32:44 ...if I can't have you...