Melinda and Melinda

00:01:50 The essence of life isn't comic.

00:05:35 We have to furnish slowly cos we used up all our money.

00:08:31 She said she'd be coming to New York from... I can't remember, Chicago or Indiana

00:12:11 - I'm gonna be sick. - That's the best thing.

00:15:33 It's who you know. Life is all networking.

00:19:14 I told him I was gonna play a male character in the movie.

00:22:30 She grew up shopping and lunching. Her mother did, and her grandmother.

00:26:29 Tell the actors we're gonna do scene ten instead of 26.

00:29:49 I'm a very passionate person, so sex is very important to me.

00:33:57 - Why would you say that? - You've said it a hundred times.

00:37:36 Too late. Ball was in your court years ago. You ran in another direction.

00:42:03 My name is Ellis Moonsong. I am from Harlem, USA.

00:45:13 you're thinking to yourself, "Could I live in Barcelona?"

00:48:39 - Tequila's on the surgeon general's list. - Just be quiet.

00:52:19 - My neck? - Your neck.

00:56:11 And if you've never been arrested and put on trial, well, that alone is sentence enough.

01:00:34 - I haven't been to a dark bistro since college. - You'll love it. I've fallen in love there.

01:04:09 I almost wish this opportunity hadn't come up, you know.

01:07:51 I heard her say that she likes Art Deco -

01:12:20 And I couldn't resist the temptation just to go up and give it a little tinkle.

01:17:02 - Well, what makes you think so? - I just know it, OK?

01:20:30 I'm sure that they'll take after me and look very much like my mother.

01:25:48 What do you say we blow this joint and go back to your place?

01:29:38 - Jealous? Jealous of what? - Well...