Meet the Parents

00:02:22 I know we haven't been together that long

00:05:51 Oh, my God, you're getting married in two weeks. That's a little soon.

00:09:38 Oh, I'm sorry. Mom, Dad, this is Greg.

00:13:18 Honey, why don't we let the kids freshen up, huh?

00:17:08 so they begin taping as soon as they sense any movement.

00:20:57 - Great song. - Yeah, one of my favorites.

00:26:08 Amen.

00:29:47 My sister had a cat, and the cat birthed a litter of kittens.

00:33:41 - Honey, it's late. - I know it's late.

00:38:47 I noticed you were looking at that when I came in.

00:42:48 Your what?

00:46:15 - Oh! No, Pam, no. - That'll be fine. Bob, Greg'll be your second usher.

00:50:48 Mm, yeah, I think I got it.

00:54:38 - I'm in health care. - Yeah, so you know what I'm talking about.

00:57:59 Gosh, she's great. Congratulations, man.

01:02:06 Top Gun was a very popular movie when Kevin and I dated.

01:05:47 - I am going to need your baggage claim number again. - Jinx, stop.

01:12:09 Actually, you may be in luck. They brought in a Himalayan a little while ago.

01:17:04 with a little bit of black trim.

01:21:19 Hey, nice driving, Mario!

01:24:58 You stupid son of a bitch! You just blew it!

01:32:08 - 2:35? - Affirmative. Twenty-three minutes. Thanks.

01:36:19 - Yeah, I know. - Well, then tell these guys that I'm not a terrorist.

01:39:44 Listen. This weekend was a nightmare.