Meet the Fockers

00:00:58 You must do something. Baby's coming.

00:05:56 It's a scam. That's how they make all their money.

00:10:30 - This is incredible. - Isn't it?

00:15:15 That's not the sign for poop. It's the sign for milk.

00:20:37 It seems very nice.

00:25:08 Stay with me. We're almost done.

00:29:24 He's so adorable. I could eat him up.

00:33:36 I use real lemon juice. It's from our trees. That's the secret.

00:38:01 I thought we'd be married before we got pregnant.

00:42:35 But good. Yeah, maybe keep it quiet this weekend.

00:47:09 - Funny dinner, huh? - How do you mean?

00:51:09 That's so sweet. Thank you, guys.

00:56:18 - I can't win with this kid. - Honey, it's OK.

01:00:42 Well, we're not 25 anymore.

01:05:57 Hold him and kiss him. Do whatever it takes.

01:10:48 Ass... hole.

01:14:23 Oh, no dice. No, no, no. It has to come off.

01:19:33 Things involving the fruit of your loins.

01:24:44 OK.

01:29:18 to our beautiful housekeeper, Isabel...

01:34:06 Bernard, if you continue, you will force me to engage you

01:38:39 We all make mistakes, Santa. Foxtrot One out.

01:43:32 Bernie, why the heck are you still here?

01:49:56 Jack, what are you doing?