Meet Monica Velour
2010 · 98 MIN · IMDB 5.8 · 2,608 VOTES · DIR. Keith Bearden
Overview
For Tobe, a nerdy, horny, frizzy-haired cineaste who doesn't quite fit in with the average contemporary teen, the pinnacle of womanhood is Monica Velour, a soft-core actress who reached the zenith of her career in the 1980s. When Tobe learns that his love idol is headlining hundreds of miles away at the Gentlemen's Petting Zoo in Indiana, he drives off with carefree glory, filled with the hope of meeting her.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,269 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:38 MEET MONICA VELOUR
00:05:31 This movie is totally rare.
00:08:50 The Cadillac of vibrators.
00:13:05 You want to come take a look at it this afternoon?
00:17:12 Okay okay. I'm sorry.
00:20:58 Monica?
00:23:54 It's amateur night at the old folks' home.
00:27:01 He knows me.
00:30:03 It looks like you've been popped out of the movie
00:33:52 Just go. Go, little man.
00:38:21 So can I see you?
00:41:45 We have PEZ dispensers
00:45:52 Hey. Hey.
00:49:06 You probably already knew that.
00:54:04 - Gym? - Uh-huh.
00:58:04 I had this gig dancing down in Tampa.
01:01:05 where would you be?
01:04:15 Now put a raincoat on your little friend there.
01:07:25 - Huh-uh. - Hey, who invited Oscar Mayer?
01:10:13 Okay, I want you to call your daddy
01:15:04 Her, not just you and her?
01:18:43 I'm gonna go grab me some smokes.
01:22:26 What?
01:29:37 Goodbye, candy pants.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,269
Dialogue density12.9 lines / min
First line00:00:38
Final line01:29:37
Production Record
DirectorKeith Bearden
LanguageEnglish
Budget$5,000,000
Revenue$33,042
IMDb votes2,608