Meet Dave

00:01:28 Dude, dude, no, I was, like, "Yes, we do have nuclear missiles."

00:08:51 Left Arm, ready.

00:11:35 would have a catastrophic effect on existing life.

00:14:06 The thing about my car is, you gotta pump the brakes.

00:17:17 That was a joke.

00:20:33 I really have to be going now. Thank you for the ketchup.

00:24:30 - Welcome to Old Navy! - Welcome to Old Navy!

00:28:20 You don't look like a teacher.

00:31:46 Do you have, like, superpowers or something?

00:34:33 Good.

00:38:28 Sure.

00:43:26 It is a fact, a fact, that something or someone has landed here.

00:47:39 My colon is impacted.

00:51:01 It's time to throw it in the ocean and head home.

00:53:57 - Right here. - Hey, where'd you go?

00:57:36 We would never have been able to find the orb without you.

01:00:35 You're gonna give me a basic

01:03:55 That's because there is no other way.

01:07:06 Yes.

01:10:34 Trust me, Three. Jump!

01:14:13 Sorry. I apologize.

01:17:54 I have 443 new friends on MySpace

01:21:32 I mean, the guy's an inch tall. You look like a wuss. Right?

10:00:00 square meters of our current location.