Me, Myself & Irene

2000 · 116 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 257,454 VOTES · DIR. Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly

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Overview

Rhode Island State Trooper Charlie Baileygates has a multiple personality disorder. One personality is crazy and aggressive, while the other is more friendly and laid back. Both of these personalities fall in love with the same woman named Irene after Charlie loses his medication.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,634 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:07 I got a star on my car and one on my chest
00:05:01 - [ Grunting ] - Hey, whoa, hey, stop it !
00:09:24 Charlie, that you ?
00:13:50 Enrico Fermi would roll over in his motherfuckin' grave if he heard that stupid shit.
00:18:22 but I am an officer of the law, and, uh, by all rights, l--
00:23:10 - It was this other guy. - Hank.
00:27:13 Aw, come on, you don't have to worryu about us, Daddy. We're grown up now.
00:31:54 - No, it's-- Yech. - [ Mooing ]
00:36:30 he was hired before me, but he died.
00:41:55 The funky chicken was Charlie's dance.
00:47:10 What happened, anyway ?
00:51:34 but Hank had an idea first.
00:55:29 I mean, you should be furious. I just drop-kicked you right in the face.
00:59:31 [Continues, lndistinct]
01:03:51 No, you're not.
01:08:24 I can't find the time to tell you
01:13:09 You-- Thanks.
01:18:28 This is strictly a police matter from here on in.
01:22:49 Would somebody get this goddamn chicken out of my ass, please ?
01:27:30 The sway of your hips round rings true
01:31:44 Irene.
01:37:26 Hey, let her go !
01:41:51 - This is Agent Steve Parfitt, F.B.I. Old friend. - Nice to see you.
01:46:34 What ? No, no.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,634
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:00:07
Final line01:46:34

Production Record

DirectorBobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
LanguageEnglish
Budget$51,000,000
Revenue$149,270,999
IMDb votes257,454