Me, Myself and Mum
2013 · 85 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 8,160 VOTES · DIR. Guillaume Gallienne
Overview
How to become a man when your mother and your closed circle have decided otherwise? This is the challenge Guillaume took up. The film recounts Guillaume's tragicomic battle from the young age of eight, as he adopts the role of a girl then of a homosexual... until, aged 30, he meets the woman who, after his mother, will become the other woman in his life. Beyond this story of a heterosexual coming-out, the film tells the tale of an actor who never stopped loving women, maybe even a little too much.
Dialogue Timeline — 930 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:56 Curtain-up in 5 minutes.
00:06:20 There I meet Paqui.
00:12:03 I was copying Paqui. She said take an apple
00:14:41 she was sitting down, saying "Finally no lunch guests!"
00:16:56 With all this tea
00:19:17 So he won't get upset.
00:22:43 An Empress needs no tenderness.
00:25:28 One night I had tachycardia
00:28:16 England...
00:33:05 I don't need your farts.
00:35:47 Fuck a duck, Maria, it was divine.
00:38:00 How Martine crosses her legs
00:42:56 All she does is chew on her hair.
00:45:55 Because.
00:49:10 A little letter from his nice doctor.
00:51:55 I've always wanted to visit Ludwig's castles.
00:56:49 Ready?
00:59:57 that I'd rather eat shit and die than work out!
01:04:32 Good evening.
01:07:44 When he came back
01:11:54 I'm coming!
01:14:16 About a boy who learns to accept his heterosexuality
01:17:07 I want to tell her that...
01:20:08 Love, Mum.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed930
Dialogue density10.9 lines / min
First line00:00:56
Final line01:20:08
Production Record
DirectorGuillaume Gallienne
LanguageFrench
Budget$10,735,974
IMDb votes8,160