McLintock!

00:02:30 Lord to goodness, not again.

00:08:16 and Indians are something in front of a cigar store.

00:13:17 Well, if I were blacks, I'd move the queen's bishop to king four.

00:17:43 and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about?

00:22:56 Jones and McAIlister, since you've been more or less the leaders of our group...

00:27:17 I hope everything is satisfactory.

00:31:10 You see, she's coming home from school in a few days...

00:35:44 Thought it would give me something to pass the time.

00:40:31 You walked into my store, not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying.

00:45:00 How long is G.W. Going to let that Chee-Chalker push him around?

00:51:31 For heaven's sakes.

00:57:00 I've brought you a whole shipment of licorice sticks.

01:01:50 What do you mean?

01:07:42 Give me a whiskey.

01:12:47 Fauntleroy, what have you been doing?

01:17:30 But the real reason, Becky, is because I love you...

01:23:06 Me, I work for everybody in these United States...

01:27:07 You spanked my daughter?

01:31:45 Am I to gather the Comanche defy the government of the United States?

01:36:15 Down the hatch.

01:41:21 I want my breakfast in bed, I want...

01:47:03 Disqualified.

01:54:11 - But, we are engaged, sir. - You are?

02:01:40 that's a record.