McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten
2009 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 454 VOTES · DIR. Brian Tse
Overview
As the 18th descendant of an extremely insignificant philosopher and inventor from ancient China, McDull is fortunate that he does not have a lot to live up to. However, his mother has higher aspirations for him and decides to send him to a martial arts school in China. Overweight and slow on his feet, McDull is the last of his classmates to run away when the headmaster needs to choose someone to represent the school in an international children's martial arts competition.
Dialogue Timeline — 900 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 lt's the longest river in China
00:02:33 electric nose hair trimmer
00:05:10 back into the river...
00:07:08 But she discovered
00:09:26 Oh... l nearly got an Α
00:11:39 What kind of woman are you?
00:14:09 lt's more work than walking
00:16:59 - l have a wart, eat! - i can't pee
00:19:56 The other is from the professor at the MoZart Εffect program
00:23:53 and "Dangle a carrot in front of me"
00:27:54 Hey, you wet your bed!
00:30:05 Let's meet on the field when the bell rings.
00:32:41 That's more or less correct.
00:35:59 The ΑTM was another contraption of Mak-zi
00:37:51 He really has no waist
00:40:00 it'll take your mind off of your mother
00:44:48 "Pushing Hands" is the hand-to-hand combat technique of Tai Chi
00:48:55 and is worried that l will be beaten up
00:51:49 Pruce Lee said, "lf Chinese Kung Fu does not reinvent itself..."
00:54:09 with his big bum facing everyone
00:56:47 Mother, please come and watch me compete
01:06:39 From Wu Dang, Spring Flower Gate, McDull!
01:09:36 Another person who had a sudden enlightenment was McDull
01:12:28 McDull remains chubby
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed900
Dialogue density11.3 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:12:28
Production Record
DirectorBrian Tse
LanguageChinese
IMDb votes454