McDull, Kung Fu Kindergarten
2009 · 80 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 454 VOTES · DIR. Brian Tse
Overview
As the 18th descendant of an extremely insignificant philosopher and inventor from ancient China, McDull is fortunate that he does not have a lot to live up to. However, his mother has higher aspirations for him and decides to send him to a martial arts school in China. Overweight and slow on his feet, McDull is the last of his classmates to run away when the headmaster needs to choose someone to represent the school in an international children's martial arts competition.
Dialogue Timeline - 900 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME - EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:33 lt's the longest river in China
00:02:35 ...but forgot to invent electricity
00:05:13 float aimlessly down...
00:07:15 one group of fetuses listened to MoZart...
00:09:33 Didn't l give you an eraser?
00:12:00 got an A...
00:14:27 and thought it was a vacation, only to discover...
00:17:25 Heck with cholesterol! Εat!
00:20:24 He's not retarded, he's just gentle
00:24:21 l will take you to Wu Dang Mountain
00:28:49 We are the good kids of Wu Dang Mountain
00:30:59 Really?
00:33:51 Sir!
00:36:45 Αs he sighed...
00:38:47 My goodness
00:42:55 going to cook them?
00:47:26 l choose Sichuan spice
00:50:58 l only train up there, but l'm not a nun
00:52:44 The other, a reclusive Master of martial arts
00:55:17 That's even more vulgar!
01:03:38 Tom Cruise was coming also
01:08:52 A slight movement in the clock...
01:11:33 Move your feet, please
01:16:39 then something wonderful has already happened.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed900
Dialogue density11.3 lines / min
First line00:00:33
Final line01:16:39
Production Record
DirectorBrian Tse
LanguageChinese
IMDb votes454