Max and Moritz Reloaded
2005 · 87 MIN · IMDB 2.5 · 426 VOTES · DIR. Annette Stefan, Thomas Frydetzki
Overview
Max and Moritz are two young brothers living an adventurous life of petty crime in Hamburg, Germany. After the two boys steal a car and get into an accident, with the adolescent daughter of a Hamburg Senator sitting in the passenger seat, the two scoundrels are packed up and sent to a boot camp. This military-style camp is run by Axel and Henry, two former East German soldiers who still strongly believe in Communism but are secretly gay lovers. Max and Moritz steal another car...a red Ferrari owned by small-town pimp Murder-Hanne. The nationalistic sadist teaches the boys a painful lesson, but Max and Moritz wouldn’t be Max and Moritz if they let this weekend-fascist get them down... and when they acquire the key to their military school’s ordinance depot, things start to change.
Dialogue Timeline — 875 lines
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00:00:43 So let them become communists, what's the problem?
00:05:15 Oh, "how can you humiliate your children so"...you're off your rocker!
00:09:00 Aw Mom, Paula works her ass off for us.
00:12:02 Hehe, totally, we'd be grounded for at least a week.
00:15:30 Christian democrat, if you please. How about the two of us tonight-
00:19:13 Theoretically, we'd have to shoot them now.
00:23:21 You'll have to provide for yourselves, it's kind of part of our program.
00:26:42 Fucking crap... and that's exactly the problem!
00:30:16 Well, will somebody call the police or what! My car!
00:34:51 Morning.
00:38:15 That's us, the ones who stand guard
00:41:49 Sometimes you reach out for the whole world
00:45:50 I'm telling you:
00:49:09 Come on, get out, go on!
00:51:43 But they're being beaten, I heard it myself!
00:54:11 Yes, please go ask.
00:58:27 Now don't be ridiculous!
01:00:27 Where?
01:03:52 But they've been abused, don't you see that?
01:06:43 - Please! - Please!
01:10:48 Good thing she did. She'd never have let us otherwise.
01:15:50 Besides, I'm hungry!
01:19:24 you'll never forget
01:24:04 Huh? Does any of this shit make any sense to you?