Max and Moritz Reloaded
2005 · 87 MIN · IMDB 2.5 · 426 VOTES · DIR. Annette Stefan, Thomas Frydetzki
Overview
Max and Moritz are two young brothers living an adventurous life of petty crime in Hamburg, Germany. After the two boys steal a car and get into an accident, with the adolescent daughter of a Hamburg Senator sitting in the passenger seat, the two scoundrels are packed up and sent to a boot camp. This military-style camp is run by Axel and Henry, two former East German soldiers who still strongly believe in Communism but are secretly gay lovers. Max and Moritz steal another car...a red Ferrari owned by small-town pimp Murder-Hanne. The nationalistic sadist teaches the boys a painful lesson, but Max and Moritz wouldn’t be Max and Moritz if they let this weekend-fascist get them down... and when they acquire the key to their military school’s ordinance depot, things start to change.
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00:00:43 So let them become communists, what's the problem?
00:05:11 How can you humiliate your children so?!
00:08:53 Ha ha - now would you look at that lazy bitch.
00:11:43 Forget it! Neither of us will get her - or both of us, if at all!
00:15:19 Why don't you just have a few kids of your own
00:18:47 But it's still unfair.
00:22:26 Well, I do want to know what else they've got going here.
00:26:03 So, boys, that's it then, right? Ass getting a bit chilly yet?
00:29:29 Except that this fucking dump doesn't even have a car to steal.
00:34:10 Theoretically, yes.
00:37:25 You turn communist then, you loser.
00:40:29 Sometimes I no longer know that which I knew
00:43:56 which means there won't be any more money.
00:48:24 Really?
00:50:56 And now get out of my sight!
00:53:16 Had fun in the dog kennel?
00:56:50 Yes!
00:59:33 By the way, did you know I'm the only one in the pleasure business
01:02:15 If you forget everything... from sheer happiness
01:05:22 God almighty... you've got such a lovely, stiff, juicy cock...
01:08:35 And what are you going to do here by yourself?
01:12:26 It's not my fault either, but you give me the best ones!
01:17:17 let's go to...
01:22:16 What have you put in here?