Mastropiero que nunca
1979 · IMDB 9.1 · 279 VOTES · DIR. Les Luthiers
Overview
'Mastropiero que nunca' was a theatrical humour/music show by Les Luthiers, first performed on Friday 9 September 1977 and last done on Sunday 27 February 1983 (although it was headlining only during 1977 and 1978). It consisted of nine new (never performed previously) live numbers, which ranged from a madrigal to a salsa skit. PROGRAM: 1. Jingle Bass-Pipe (Obertura); 2. La Bella y Graciosa Moza Marchose a Lavar la Ropa; 3. El Asesino Misterioso; 4. Visita a la Universidad de Wildstone; 5. Kathy, la Rrina del Saloon; 6. El Beso de Ariadna; 7. Lazy Daisy; 8. Sonatas para Latín y Piano; 9. Payada de la vaca; 10. Cantata del Adelantado Don Rodrigo Díaz de Carreras, de sus Hazañas en Tierras de Indias, de los Singulares Acontecimientos en que se vió Envuelto, y de cómo se Desenvolvió; 11. El explicado. Two new instruments were introduced during this show: the 'Calephone da Casa' and the 'Shoephone'.
Dialogue Timeline — 872 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:09 You. You who mingle with success like just another habit.
00:03:49 The maiden, shyly, dares not respond to his wooing.
00:07:49 ''lll pay you twenty shillings, and lets not argue further.''
00:11:25 (the director; the film was called ''The Mysterious Killer'').
00:15:57 l love you, Molly, l love you
00:19:52 Wa...!
00:23:37 Wildstone University drum majorettes, providing the beat...
00:27:32 between the darkness of the theater
00:42:00 Muses!
00:48:59 by Johann Sebastian.
00:52:43 ''Doo-doo-doo-doo.''
00:56:00 pa pa bap pa parababap bap
01:01:47 for violin and piano, by Johann Sebastian Mastropiero, in its original version,...
01:10:55 Tell me, just answer me, partner.
01:15:20 you really surprise me, partner, l find your knowledge so brittle;...
01:19:06 on the island of Puerto Rico.
01:22:27 jewels, necklaces, blankets, do we sell on the market,...
01:25:48 And Rodrigo arrives on a feast day; he sees adornments, pennants, flags and ribbons;
01:28:22 Thou meanst ''novices.''
01:31:12 He founded Caracas, he says! -in so beautiful a valley...
01:33:53 Ooaye aye aye aye!
01:36:46 lts ending!
01:40:53 rope-soled sneaker, shaped like a sandal, much used by people...
03:00:00 the country arrive at Wildstone in search of science;