Marvel Then and Now: An Evening with Stan Lee and Joe Quesada

00:51:10 Except my wife. I can talk to her pretty well.

00:53:50 I could fuck all of these people.

00:56:13 They'd pitch me 5 bucks, crumpled up. "Here you go. Fuck off, Clerks boy."

00:58:34 No hockey, right?

01:00:50 No, it was never... It's never been any of that shit.

01:03:04 And fucking people were like, "Right on. It's gone."

01:05:07 And their names, well, I'll... Fuck it, I'm not gonna tell you their names...

01:07:41 ...and kissed the end of a shotgun, blew his head off.

01:10:13 ...because I'd think it be a truly horrible thing if you did that.

01:12:55 My wife is my beard, isn't she?

01:15:03 There's one Tim Hortons, 1.8...

01:17:02 ...who are trying to fucking get it on in a bathroom, in a public restroom.

01:19:38 ...into a fucking three-way with a hooker.

01:22:07 Who?

01:24:11 ...and shit like that.

01:26:19 The whole time, I was just like, "The boat fucking sinks."

01:28:18 And everyone's like, "Die, king of the Jews."

01:30:54 - Biggest dicks in Hollywood? - Yeah.

01:33:23 And it's gonna cost you.

01:35:15 I used to... Every time somebody gives me a Dogma book...

01:37:24 I was like, "Yes, sir, yes. They say you have a wig."

01:40:04 - I do indeed. - "I do indeed."

01:42:42 Are you raising your hand?

03:00:00 who would like to hear me fart."