Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat

00:00:48 Listen, you're in a privileged position to learn a thing or two.

00:06:22 putting this tour together.

00:11:30 I can't stand a critic.

00:15:16 Call the government. That's motherfuckin' bin Laden.

00:19:16 Ever since that Rodney King ass-whupping. We shut the fuck up.

00:22:56 I was proud. I said. "Damn.

00:27:12 Catch you falling asleep and shit.

00:31:09 Hang the motherfuckin' phone up. Dad!

00:34:30 You ever raise up on me. I will knock your motherfucking ass the fuck out!

00:38:17 What is that fuckin' chitlin bag hanging out the pussy?

00:42:28 Big titties. Small titties...

00:46:23 That's right. That's right.

00:50:03 That's why what you do...

00:54:48 When I smoke that shit. Man. That bitch look like Janet Jackson. Nigger."

00:59:29 from the last time we toyed around.

01:04:38 I don't know what's wrong... This morning...

01:08:33 I seen all of them. And I thought my audience had changed...

01:12:22 I need to know what you were smoking...

01:16:00 I wasn't trying to get them to come at me right here...

01:19:41 As I got out...

01:23:13 Butt naked.

01:26:43 I said. "Thank you."

01:30:50 They found it was me sittin' in shit. and I started blaming people.

01:34:30 You don't wanna take hot curlers and burn their stomach.