Married... with Children — S05E25 — Buck the Stud

00:01:14 Come on, Al, is that the best you can do?

00:02:10 Sorry, ma'am.

00:03:02 I don't want to change your face or your body...

00:03:51 When I'm through with you, the only laughter you'll hear...

00:05:01 Well, let me ask the dog.

00:05:50 ...Astoria's Lady of Marseilles.

00:06:37 ...and upon successful breeding...

00:07:19 -I was All-City, you know, boy. -Oh, good boy.

00:08:14 What do you think, ladies?

00:08:57 Thank you, but the entertainment is over for the day.

00:10:01 Did he and the girl dog consummate?

00:11:05 You were magnificent.

00:11:51 Hey, here's a proud beauty, hey, boy?

00:12:37 Wanna buy some shoes?"

00:13:32 Thank you, ladies, but I think I can make it the rest of the way myself.

00:14:30 Not that.

00:15:20 Don't worry, Al. He's just rebelling.

00:16:04 Well, I'll put a stop to this.

00:17:18 Buck...

00:18:00 Oh, and you know, so is the Ritter's Irish setter right across the street.

00:19:02 Well, that's good, Mom, because I'm running low on lamé.

00:19:59 ...maybe a lemonade stand manned by my two daughters here...

00:20:53 -Not there. Watch it, now! -Kill him!

00:22:18 You got that right.