Married... with Children — S05E24 — Route 666 (2)

00:01:14 Last week on Married With Children...

00:01:46 ...they bought the mine and set out to strike it rich.

00:02:38 Daddy, it is so hot, you could lay an egg on the sidewalk.

00:03:21 You know, Al, I've been thinking, I believe we should just take a rest.

00:04:06 Now, we have a chance to get rich here.

00:04:48 Now, if anybody needs me...

00:05:42 Oh, I am dying of thirst.

00:06:34 -The bozo found gold. -We're rich!

00:07:44 If we found this much in three hours, imagine how much we'll find tomorrow.

00:08:33 I'm gonna get me a place right next to the old Playboy mansion.

00:09:36 Sorry I'm late.

00:10:47 Spanking.

00:11:51 Gee, that's a great idea for you, Kelly.

00:12:21 All right, look, here's what we should do.

00:13:34 What?

00:14:32 Now, we wouldn't do that.

00:16:15 There's a deadly tarantula crawling on your arm.

00:17:33 Daddy has a tarantula on his arm.

00:18:08 Oh, Peg.

00:19:06 You know, we can't very well take him home like this.

00:19:50 We're loving each other.

00:20:32 Look, son, this is a national park.

00:21:15 Listen. Listen.

00:22:09 Five after 3.